Have You Ever Thought What It Would Be Like If...

Have you ever thought what it would be like if instead of dogs as mans best friend seals took there place?  Just think of cuddling up to a seal on a cold winter night, you would be the warmest guy on the block with your own personal blubber powered heater.  Or what about a nice big kiss from a seal, think of how much that would tickle they must have the largest tongues ever!  Apparently seals love to go and lay out in the sun, finally I have someone to go tanning with!  The thing that I don't get is why no one else has ever thought of this? Like sure they weight a billion pounds and it may be a tad bit dangerous when you come home from work and it runs over to jump on top of you, but sacrifices must be made.  Its not like I don't like dogs I love my little Sushi but I just want to get some thoughts out there that as humans we should be more inviting to the other animals on the planet and not limit our selves.  Power To The Seals...............Deductified